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Liquid illusion

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• Flamper

  the place where your hamper should be, as well as the place where your clothes are, when you are too much of a slack-ss to finish the laundry. warning: the use of this term may induce -ssault. husband: “sweetheart have you seen the laundry basket? nevermind, i’ll just leave these socks in the flamper.” wife: […]

• liquidy dook

  when your p–p is like a chocolate milkshake and slides with very much ease out of the -n-s. “i can’t have any more milkshakes from steak n shake because i’ve had liquidy dooks for a week now.”

• doomidity

  a dense fog of warm misture combined with fecal odor that remains in a bathroom after a particularly steamy dump. the effect on the next visitor of said bathroom is an increased body temperature and a pungent odor that sticks to his or her body. person a:that bathroom smells so bad it made me sweat. […]

• )',:

  you use it when you are incredibly sad. it’s for when you find out something and ): doesn’t cover it. guy: your granny died today when a t-rex getting a bl-w j-b fell on top of her car. girl: )’,:

• Doorner

  the act of covering your b-n-r with the door will answering it half-open and talking to the person on the other side. person a: well i had a big ‘un when my mom knocked and i had to answer it. person b: how did you get away person a: i was doornerring, bra.

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