Saltville, VA
saltville is a little town located in the backwoods of southwest virginia, about as well known as marion and chilhowie, unless you’re heading up to bristol tn for the races and happen to p-ss through. the favorite pastime of the people there is cruising through the post office parking lot and making drug deals in broad daylight. they don’t even have a walmart but they do have a piggly wiggly. also referred to fondly as “salt vegas”
girl 1: hey, you want to go to saltville, va tonight?
guy 1: what the f-ck for?
girl 2: sh-t, i heard we could score some weed for cheap. i know some people
guy 1: everyone knows everyone in f-cking saltvegas
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