Saltwater Cowboy
brian b. – a person who lives and loves the sea but has ties to redneck. instead of riding bulls, you ride waves. you hunt in the water, or in a kelp forest. these people might live in ventura aka ventucky or ojai ca.
is brian a redneck?
no he’s a saltw-ter cowboy.
what’s the difference?
he hunts lobsters, not crayfish.
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