salty cookie
the act of making cookies with j-zz instead of sugar and then offering them to a female you are attracted to.
i gave that girl salty cookies and she loved it.
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- salty cupcakes
lines of cocaine on sh-t, meant to be snorted off of the sh-t. only for really bad-ss fools. oh my god dude last night i had three salty cupcakes and i will be never be the same again.
- salty gusher
you c-m in a girls belly b-tton, then you punch her in the cl-toris, because of the pain she bends over and the c-m oozes out like a gusher when you brig a girl home and she takes to long to put out you give her a salty gusher
- Sameed
“sameed” is a term used to describe a rather nasty toe fungus which happens to riders of camels. it is a arabic word meaning “disgust” in the western world the term sameed is related to people who have very depressing lives and resort to slitting wrists to calm them down. they lack in all aspects […]
- Sammed
to receive a kick, punch or similar blow to the crotch, in public. often causing not just severe pain, but anger and great embarr-ssment. a funny spectacle for others to watch. simmilar to owned/pwnd member of public: “dude you got sammed” being left out, third wheeled, spare tired or flat out shunned so hard you […]
- Satan-Parcel
slang term for feces which (un-intuitively) does not involve packaging of any sort. johnny screamed wildly as the enormous satan-parcel ripped from his -n-s with colossal force.