Samdwich
the holy matrimony of two pieces of bread and all the goodness in between, creating something only to be described as, a samdwich.
“i had myself a ham an cheeze samdwich earlier, quite delicioso”
mom- “how was your samdwich i made you?”
me- ” it was so good i can’t even”
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