Sameoholic
noun.
1. somebody that is so in touch with the universe and everything that they’re always just feeling same.
2. someone who is never listening to nor cares about most conversations so they just reply to same so you think they’re paying attention and care.
1. after the trip, drake felt as though he was more in touch with the universe in everyway. he suddenly felt as though he understood all things because all things really revolved around him. he became a sameoholic.
2. “hey, did you talk to drake?”
“yeah”
“well, what’d he say?”
“he said same”
“he totally wasn’t even listening to you. he’s such a sameoholic”
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