samoo
a nickname for a girl named sammy. samoos must be nice, caring, supportive, and very talented. samoos are kind of like a second mom. they always tell you how good you did even in the smallest tasks. they never take credit for doing tasks no matter how big the task is. samoos support you through everything and rarely start drama. if a samoo sees drama, a samoo stops drama. samoos would never hurt you. samoos are drop dead gorgeous, so if you see one, marry her on the spot.
“wow is that samoo?”
“yeah she’s even hotter in person!”
“i call dibs on samoo”
“no way man no fair!”
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