sample squatters


costco shoppers who park their cart next to the free sample stand, waiting for the next batch to be ready. usually parking in such a way that blocks easy access to other carts, discouraging other sample seekers.
amy: “hey, we should go get some free samples.”

matt: “nah, it’s already surrounded by sample squatters.”

amy: “let’s go ram their carts!”

matt: “now you’re talkin’.”

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