sampler
an electronic musical instrument that plays back and records sounds so that they can be played using a keyboard or a sequencer. not to be confused with a synthesizer or rompler
a sampler is never going to sound as good as the real instrument.
when approaching a lady, or dude, offer them a sampler. this is comprised of no more than 5 s-xual activites, without penetration, lasting no more than 30 seconds each. it is a small taste of what you consider to be your best maneuvers.
i like that guy, maybe he could give me a sampler. -or- lemme get a sampler.
when approaching a lady, or dude, offer them a sampler. this is comprised of no more than 5 s-xual activites, without penetration, lasting no more than 30 seconds each. it is a small taste of what you consider to be your best maneuvers.
i like that guy, maybe he could give me a sampler. -or- lemme get a sampler.
having s-x once, one bl-wj-b, and one handjob in an 8 month period from a gf and never getting anything after!
caleb the nice guy got a sampler and was completely fed up with her sh-t.
when people go around and just take samples of food with no intention of buying anything from the place they are sampling
annie is not allowed in the food court because she is a notorious sampler
the act of spreading a womans -ss, and either licking her p-ssy or her b-tthole.
“i went to julia’s house last night, things got out of control and i was giving her the sampler before i knew it.”
when you jerk off and blow it in your hand. then you bring it to your mouth and take a lick
jay likes taking a sampler
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