san juan high
a school at the heart of citrus heights, knowing for being ghetto when in actually it isn’t really ghetto or really diverse. it’s known for it’s outlandish sh-t-talkers, arm candy cheerleaders and r-t-rded teachers. the y try to call it a historic landmark because it was built in the land before time but it really isn’t. the renovations attract the b-tches that hated spartans because the school was “ghetto”. it’s a wonderful school to spend your years at even through all the sh-t you’ll be put through.
s: yo, mich-lle be talkin’ mad sh-t.
r: doesn’t she go to san juan high?
s: maybe that’s the reason.
r: she had a nice -ss dress to their homecoming though, they throw some bomb -ss dances.
in my opinion, the best school you could ever go to. sure, it might suck your freshman year because you planned on going somewhere else, but somewhere between the complaining and sleeping, you’ll see that it’s a school with laid-back teachers, funny -ss rallies and a school m-ss in which 98% smokes weed.
the dances are pretty fun when they have them, the football team is superb, besides having a really bad coach and the pride you get in being a spartan is everlasting. at san juan, you’ll make friends like no other, you’ll see things you’ve never seen before and you’ll get a locker! most schools aren’t even inside anymore and now they have lockers?!
if you think about leaving, it’s just a waste of your time because 85.3% of people that leave, wind up coming back again.
b: so how’s bella vista?
m: ehh…i’m thinking about coming back to san juan high.
b: why’d you leave then?
m: i was stupid.
actual conversation
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