Sanctuary Lakes
a town located in melbourne, australia. it features a huge man-made lake and an 18 hole golf course, designed by greg norman. sanctuary lakes is the home to the victorian pga tour and all the houses must be double story or over a certain size if single.
sanctuary lakes is the home to a number of celebrities, harry kewell being one.
it is considered the “toorak” of the western suburbs and most houses going for over $1,000,000 +. most people who reside there are rich and just want somewhere quiet to live.
“the western suburbs are sh-t, except sanctuary lakes, all the richies live there because it’s so much more quiet than the eastern suburbs.”
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