Sand Hammer
when someone drops a deuce on the beach
w-lly! you did not just sand hammer under that chicks towel, did you?
the act of burying your d-ck in the sand after getting aroused on a nude beach.
dude why the h-ll are you still laying there? we gotta go!
dude… i gotta sand hammer right now.
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