sandandle
the epitome of shenanigans and malarky, can cause: unwanted dance floor make-outs, mirror breaking, heart to hearts, cupcake smashing, police calling, theft, car crashes, donning of a sombrero, window sill dancing, impaired volume perception, screaming out windows, loss of bladder control, aka the need to pee everywhere, jumping in lakes, mysterious injuries, breaking of diets, vomiting, blackouts, social sp-ce sleepovers, turban wearing, late night egg consumption, bizarre outfit choice, attempts at painting theft, regrettable video messages, asking computers to find parties, and an overall lack of good judgment
it’s friday night, are we sandandling?
sandandle like a champion today!
sandandle?
beware: we are sandandling
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