sandy turd flex (stf)

when you’re taking a dump and your b-tt flexes forcing the p–p to retract into your b-tthole causing the sensation of sandpaper going up your b-tt.
“man i hate it when i have a sandy t-rd flex (stf) in the bathroom”

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