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at the other end of route 111, sanford maine is home to a large population of welfare cadets, pregnant teenagers, drug addicts and general sc-mbags. ironically, the average sanford resident is completely unaware of the fact that they are wallowing in sh-t. adversely, most long term residents may even feel an allegiance to the sh-t hole which they have become accustom to .
man, biddeford really blows…we should move! i hear sanford is pretty sh-tty too!

dude, i hooked up with this chick in sanford, and now i’ve got aids.

i parked my car in sanford to run in the store and my change got stolen out of it!

dude, now that we graduated from wells high school we should totally move to sanford!
aka bokey

sanford is one of the strangest towns in florida. on one side you got the hicks that love to head to the barn on 13th street. which is funny because 2 blocks away are some of the most ghetto hood n-gg-s around the area.

parts of sanford need to be bulldozed and the people kicked out.

downtown sanford is gettin’ pretty nice and you can always h-t up one of the bars like the west end, jason’s martini club or the willow tree for a good time.
you been down to sanford lately?

h-ll no, i don’t want to get my -ss jumped by them crack dealers or cheap hoes on 13th skreet!
a small town in sanford maine. home of the redskins probably the worst football team in all of america. no surprise though because they come from sanford high school a dump of a place where if your lucky you can get stabbed in the bathroom for being a b-tch and using the wrong stall. most people think sanfords a bad place but as long as you stay away from areas

near the mills you will probably not get robbed. the usual hangouts are the bowling alley which is a sh-tty dump and owned by r-t-rds but the alternative is the green room which is another pos id rather just hangout at walmart and hope to god no girls talk to me because there f-cking hiddous. but other then that sanford a good place just filled with bad people!
i hear sanford sucks?

no just most of the fake as white gangsters like joe martell or whatever.

want to go to sanford i have to p-ss and would like to get shanked.
care taker, problem solver, crisis manager, concierge
just when things seemed at their worst, he was able to pull a sanford.
the situation was bad, but he was able to sanford through.
the gayest town in all of colorado, maybe even the planet. it’s filled of racist hicks and mormon girls who preach to “keep it in their pants,” but all of us know that they f-ck everyone that’s closer than a third cousin. the population would not survive without tractors and joseph smith. as well as the absence of african americans, there is not a single sidewalk for the f-nny bandit missionary coupes to ride their oversized bikes on, and might i mention there are a lot of those couples.
1″look at that sanford girl.”
2″i heard she got knocked up by her cousin,”
1″i’d still bang her”
city in florida: h-llhole, where only the sh-ttiest of people live. even the nice neighbor hoods are only where crack dealers and wh-r-s live.
lets go to the ghetto, but i’m not sure which part of sanford to go to.

sanford is the bane of my existence.