Santa Sack Surprise


when a male surprises a woman expecting to recieve s-xual intercourse through the v-g-n- and unexpectedly recieves a surprise -n-lly. can be used as a verb or a noun. –bigdaddaywood
noun: anabelle, expecting intercourse through her v-g-n-, recieved a santa sack surprise from her boyfriend carlos, who gave it to her -n-lly.
verb: carlos santa sack surprised his girlfriend anabelle and anabelle was fl-stered

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