Saralestial


someone who has a particular attraction to either of the rare species of gender who have been known to inhabit the advanced school of logan. saralestials, due to their peculiar habits and attractions to this seperate gender, are often looked down upon by today’s society. numerous studies, to no avail, have been launched in the past year to unlock the mystery of the saralestial.
do you support saralestial rights?

h-ll, no.

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