Saranuke
(sayr-uh-nook) verb: the act of being in the water underneath a dock while hanging on to it. traditionally, being drunk/high/both while doing this is necessary in order to truely saranuke. originally the name of a boat tied up at the dock in which the practice got started, on the western sh-r- of lake champlain. commonly a convenient way to cool off in the water while staying out of the sun, but also an extremely effective way to void ones bowels in a public setting in broad daylight without the unwanted attention you would get while out of water.
hey man. f-ck this party. lets steal that handle of black velvet from that cheewee and go saranuke.
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