Saratitis
pr-nounced sar-uh-tahy-tis, a brain eating disorder caused by the uncertain situation between talking and an official relationship for a long period of time. only cure known to man is steam rolling your genitals or becoming comatose.
joe: ive been seeing kara for a while so i asked her what’s up with our relationship.
dave: don’t tell me you have sarat-tis?
joe: oh d-mn, that’s horrible.
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