sassylotus
name given to an additional -n-s, located on the b-ttcheek. also used to reference the condition of having said -n-s(es).
s-ssyloti are caused by insufficient wiping, which leads to a crumbly, thick crust to form and clog the -n-l cavity. after days to weeks of constipation, a new orafice will be forced through, forming a s-ssylotus.
haha, did you hear about justin’s s-ssylotus?!
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