satisfired
getting fired from a job you hated anyway, preferably while making crude comments or giving your manager or boss the finger.
tom: i got satisfired today.
dan: really? what happened?
tom: you know that sh-t job i had at taco h-ll? yeah. they said i wasn’t giving “satisfactory performance”. i told the manager that that’s what his wife told me last night and walked out.
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