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international f-ck-off day
to many sat-rday is the best day of the week. often there is no work, no school, nothing but a free day to do what you need to take care of, or have fun. sat-rday’s are what people work towards. sat-rday’s do go fast however.
person 1: sat-rday and friday should like team up, to create like an awesome reality tv show.

person 2: no, that wouldn’t work, good try though.
the one hailed day of the week where i don’t have to give a f-ck that i have to work so hard for. when you think about it, its our only free day, obviously its the work week, monday to friday, then theres sunday, where you have to get ready for school next day eg the hated-homework, shower, early night.most good programs are on t.v, late nights are had, parties happen, meet your mates, chill out
sat-rday’s rule! oh god i love sat-rdays!
sat-rday – (noun)

1) the day of the week where you feel the damage done to your body after a friday night spent out in the world of a college town. energy level ~ 5%, laziness >= 80%, bodily pain >= 30%, loss of soul and liver >= 75%.

2) also a day of recuperation and reflection, in order to repeat the friday night that got you here all over again, with some minor changes that while with good intentions, will probably land you even more messed up for sunday, if you make it back at all.
friend a (at 9am) – “yo man you alive?”
friend b (in bed) – “wtf dude its sat-rday, it’s not even college morning yet.”
friend a – “haha sorry bro i’ll be back later we’re goin to breakfast.”
friend b (almost inaudible gibberish) – “good luck with that i can’t move” – (goes back to sleep)

-12 hours later-
friend c (female – 9pm) – “hey we all going out again tonight?”
friend b (now alive) – “yea i heard there’s something even better going on down at — walnut.”

-4 hours later-
friend a – “this party is crowded man.”
friend b – “yea its cool though at least there’s tons of booze and bud.”
friend c – “guys are those police lights outside.”
officer x – “party’s over, ids out everybody”
day of the week in which one nurses a hangover and watches netflix.
hey man, what are you doing?
it’s sat-rday.
oh yeah, should i bring popcorn?
the day in which we reminisce of our blurry friday night… then f-cking party more
-sat-rday morning-

kid 1: i don’t remember anything from last night…

kid 2: same dude… such a blur..

kid 1: but anyways who gives a f-ck…. its sat-rday
sat-rday – (noun)

1) the day of the week where you feel the damage done to your body after a friday night spent out in the world of a college town. energy level ~ 5%, laziness >= 80%, bodily pain >= 30%, loss of soul and liver >= 75%.

2) also a day of recuperation and reflection, in order to repeat the friday night that got you here all over again, with some minor changes that while with good intentions, will probably land you even more messed up for sunday, if you make it back at all.
friend a (at 9am) – “yo man you alive?”
friend b (in bed) – “wtf dude its sat-rday, it’s not even college morning yet.”
friend a – “haha sorry bro i’ll be back later we’re goin to breakfast.”
friend b (almost inaudible gibberish) – “good luck with that i can’t move” – (goes back to sleep)

-12 hours later-
friend c (female – 9pm) – “hey we all going out again tonight?”
friend b (now alive) – “yea i heard there’s something even better going on down at — walnut.”

-4 hours later-
friend a – “this party is crowded man.”
friend b – “yea it’s sat-rday it’s always like this its cool though at least there’s tons of booze and bud.”
friend c – “guys are those police lights outside.”
officer x – “party’s over, ids out everybody”

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