Saucisson Polonaise

a p-n-s large enough to surp-ss the delight of females and the envy of males, into the territory of actual fear and awe. term originates from the mythos surrounding a muscular slavic student at the university of connecticut who reportedly possesses the largest genitalia on campus. literally translated, it is “polish sausage”.

also known as a kielbasa.

see also: kevorka polonaise.
“i heard that kid’s hung like a moose.”

“he ain’t got no saucisson polonaise. that sh-t’s bush-league.”

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