Saurabh
someone who provides a very needed service for the community and sleeps with everyone, even the guy that has no shot at getting laid and everyone knows it. saurabh will give him a sympathy f-ck either because someone asked him to or he just has to f-ck everyone he knows. these are great people, and without them s-x crimes would definitly increase. thank you saurabh, where ever you are.
a man who performs s-x acts on men for money; a man-wh-r-
for saurabh money comes first, he will sleep with anyone who offers him money.
man: what is other name for manwh-r-
man 1: saurabh
saurabh is someone who’s extremely bright and intellectual. he’s the real life version of sheldon from tbbt. people seem to think he’s smart, charming and cute.
girl 1: omg i just met the smartest guy ever!! guess who?!?
girl 2: duh, must be a saurabh!
an obsessive compulsive gambler who goes on mission trips to find swimming pools.
person 1- i have neither have coloured clothes nor emotions
person 2- are you saurabh?
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