sausagetuck
a h-m-phobic play on words referring to saugatuck, michigan, a small town known for its gay-friendly population. “tucking your sausage” essentially means hiding your p-n-s from the h-m-s-xual males in saugatuck.
i just got back from sausagetuck
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