sauteed


being so high that you’re above the influence.
being higher than g-d.
being more than baked.
man 1- “dude, i’m so f-cking high right now.”

man 2- “you’re not high. you’re not baked. you’re not keyed. you’re not f-cked up. you’re f-cking sauteed.”
to be sauced (drunk) and fried (high) at the same time… hence saute
man.. i got nicely sauteed last night… not too drunk, not too high…just right….
insulted
dreived form the french cooks of king henry viii who had the sevents bow to the food to be sauteed was to have your cooking ability queshtioned a pore cook could be beheaded.
oh man you just got sauteed!!!!

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