Saved by the Red
a phrase derived by those who have experienced the intense s-xual frustration of waiting for a girl to be ready to have s-x again, only to find out she’s on the rag.
girl: “sh-lly, did you have s-x will bill last night? i heard he’s been waiting for like a month for you to get back in town.”
sh-lly: “girl, he can wait. i wasn’t in the mood anyway- its that time of the month..”
girls’ simultaneous laughter: “saved by the red!!!” (high-five)
(bill wimpers softly in the corner…clutching his blue b-lls.)
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