that feeling when you are so overwhelmed with joy and as if you are just saving people’s lives on the daily.
parker: this fish is about to die!
teacher: put it in water quick!
-parker saves fishes life-
parker: saving lives on the daily
skuh-low-nya, noun. 1) a person, usually of sicilian descent, who makes a profession of being a sleazy insurance agent. 2) a sicilian that wants you to go ice skating when you obviously don’t want to. 3) a poor driver. d-mn, that scalogna overcharged me like 40 bucks! this scalogna wants me to go ice skating […]
- Scandalous Hoe
a female who partakes in shady/sneaky activities, involving such things as std transfers, -n-l s-x, long meaningless text messages, getting uncontrollably intoxicated at chuckie cheese’s, unprovoked crying, calling people at 2:58 p.m., and the ever effective guilt trip. not to mention, being a hoe. robert: dude…i have herpes, i just went to the doctor yesterday… […]
- Scare Wizard
(n.) an extrordinarily creepy old man who at first glace seems completely harmless, but minutes into a conversation it is easy to realize that he is whacked out of his gourd. telltale signs include talking about past relationships which he would “break his kneecaps” to have back; talking about obscure areas of science that have […]
- Scared of heights
when someone refuses to continue to take a mind altering substance. andrea and samantha didn’t want to smoke any more weed so i asked them if they were scared of heights.
a waffle and smore combine. a waffle with chocolate and marshmellows roasted in the oven. created by bits and griffs. “heyy were coming over tonight, make some schmaffles!!”