scale the bass
human male masturbation; so called because stroking the erect p-n-s resembles, albeit tenuously, the action of removing scales from a game fish in preparation for cooking
dude, that stripper gave me blue b-lls. i’m going in the cr-pper to think about her and scale the b-ss, then calling it a night.
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