Scalp Cookie
a “scalp cookie” is a small patch of dry scalp anywhere on the head, (sometimes brought on by hair products) that often compells a person to scratch or pick at the area of dry skin for long periods of time. this is also a nervous habit for some. there is ususally a pleasurable feeling or release -ssociated with the scratching or subtle picking of the scalp cookie in question.
i’m digging for scalp cookies or “ooh i just found a good scalp cookie to pick out
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