scalpel cock
when a female is performing a handjob on a males p-n-s and cuts it with her fingernails and/or teeth, the male is left with a lasceration on his p-n-s
dude, suzy was jerking me off and f-cking cut me with her fingernails. this f-cking scalpel c-ck hurts so bad when i pop a woodrow.
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