Scam a Pizza
when instead of ordering a pizza and paying for it, you call back and complain about your “previous experience”, all in the hopes of having them send you out a replacement/refund pizza. this should be done sparingly, otherwise if done frequently use different numbers or order at gullible places such as pizza hut.
tim: wanna throw down on a pizza?
mikey: -sighs- i guess i got five on it.
doug: f-ck it lets scam a pizza.
tim: why not it’s been a couple days.
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