Scatologist
an individual who studies and examines sh-t.
emily: so what do you do for a living?
dr. conway: i’m a scatologist.
emily: what?!?
dr. conway: yes…i study the chemical compounds embedded in fecal matter.
emily: ewwww!
dr. conway: it’s a pretty sh-tty job.
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