Schiavo

to feel hungry or starved.

originated from the terry schiavo right-to-die debate, and it only went downhill from there.
i’m feelin’ schiavo. let’s head to taco bell…
(v) to schiavo – to manually turn off the computer by pulling the plug rather than going through the shutdown process.
poncho: hey, bryan, the computer froze and i can’t figure out how to fix it.
bryan: looks like you’ll have to schiavo it.
to drink or smoke oneself into a state of complete oblivion.
“dan just got schiavo’d, he had fourteen shots of jack daniels and took five bong hits”
(v.) to continue the life of something (whether it’s a joke, a person, or something else) long after it’s dead.
1. that show’s been schaivoing since season 6.
2. my friend: don’t you think it’s awful to make light of terry schiavo?
me: not at all.
n.

terri schiavo, the florida women who became a vegetable when her heart failed due to a condition brought on by her eating disorder. she became the center of a media circus and political p-wn when her parents fought against her husband in the courts to try to keep her alive (her husband contended that she wouldn’t want to be kept alive in such a state.) her husband won and her feeding tube was removed. on march 31, 2005 she died of starvation.
a person who is in need of a feeding tube to stay alive; a vegetable.
an act of posing as a vegetable or coma patient (often for a picture); “on three, everybody do the schiavo!”
adj.
vegetative; physically inactive; “he was so stoned he looked schiavo.”
to be in need of a feeding tube.
v. intr.

slang. to be extremly hungry; starving to death; “lets eat, i’m totally schiavo”
another word for marijuana, or a state of mind after smoking some dank. aka terri schiavo…
“hey homie, you got any chronic?”
“i got that schiavo.”

“he smoked himself schiavo”
n. – a woman who, by way of an eating disorder and coma, brings attention to herself and her family.

adj. – characterized by the look of either a mentally r-t-rded individual or one in the vegetable state.

v. – to -ssume the look of either a mentally r-t-rded individual or one in the vegetable state.
“hey, look at the tv, it seems we have another schiavo on our hands.”

“haha, check out this b-m, he looks so schiavo.”

“ok everybody schiavo on three, this is gonna be hilarious!”