schlang face


this word has german roots. “schlange” means snake. so literally translated this would mean “snake face” but in the united states this word is used in the sense of p-n-s face, d-ck face, c-ck face, and the like. this word is widely used in the bay area, especially to decaying hippies who hang around haight st.
this schlang face was trying to hit on me, can you believe it?

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