Schlender
noun sometimes used a verb-(1)one who has the nasty habit of taking something normal and making a long drawn out and unpleasant ordeal out of it. (2) he or she that makes what sounded like a good idea terrible.
normal guy- hey man let’s go to culver’s that place rocks
group- yeah! great idea!
that guy- well…so…guys i was thinking that we should probably figure out a way to go to culver’s and type up a fitness plan so we can work off the calories
group- well actually culver’s doesn’t sound good at all
normal guy- dude… way to schlender it up
an incredibly long, drawn out cr-p involving excessive amounts of grunting and ginormous logs.
dude, ryan just clogged the toilet with a huge schlender! gross!
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