Schlobengrinder


when everytime you go out clubbing you get so drunk you start slobbering and grinding with fatties, eventually leading to taking them home.
dan is the worst schlobengrinder to go clubbing with.
a well endowed man (or woman) with love for the drink and the hunt. this specimen can, regardless of their state, get any job done and take down any whale no matter the cost or the size.
buddy is such a schlobengrinder, he blew the sickest vape cloud after he mounted that great white tail.

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    when dem t-tties drop so fast dat dey wiggle d-mn, did you see that girls t-ttywiggle wiggle?


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