Schmidt-faced
similar to the famous term “sh-t-faced,” this term refers to the state before you’re fully intoxicated, but further down the line than “tipsy.” when in the “schmidt-faced” state, one tends to laugh a lot, dance, and embar-ss oneself.
-duuuude, last night i was partying with nicole and kevin and we got totally schmidt-faced. it was epic. i just hope in doesn’t end up on facebook!!
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