schmuffin


a schm-ffin is the name for egg mcm-ffin type sandwiches. i think it is also the brand name for the sheetz breakfast sandwich, but we use it to refer to all breakfast sandwiches contained on english m-ffins.

how many people are coming over for breakfast? i need an accurate schm-ffin count!

good morning! who’s ready for a coffee and a schm-ffin?

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