1. (proper noun) cute, lovable actor. ross on the long-running tv series “friends”.

2. (verb) a s-xual fetish; a man’s desire to shoot his s-m-n across flowers and potted plants.
you know gary? yeah? that sick f-ck schwimmered his prom date. it took lisa three trips to the cleaners to get all the s-m-n out of her corsage.

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