Schnorkel
noun
an alcoholic beverage that involves redbull and flavored vodka. similar to “shotgunning” a beer, you take a can of redbull and tipping it sideways puncture a hole near the bottom of the can. you then pour out some of the redbull and fill the can with flavored vodka. when ready, tip the can up, open the can and chug.
beverage and word originated in wisconsin.
dude i just took a schnorkel… sooo ready to party!
tired? try a schnorkel!
1. v. the brief out-breath when a dog prepares to sniff you and sprays a mist of dog goobers on you.
2. n. the goober mist emitted from a happy doggy’s nasal out-breath.
“yuck! i went to pet pugmo and she schnorkeled me. i gotta go wash up.” (from non-dog lover)
“pugmo is so cute with that schnorkel breath.” (dog lover)
a huge, usually jewish nose. an extreme version of a schnozz or shnozz
d-mn! check out that b-tch’s nose.
-what a schnorkel!
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