schock
1. a feeling of disturbed surprise resulting from sheer stupidity.
2. a feeling of re-ssurance, embarr-ssment and shame because of realization of one’s own stupidity.
3. use as all-purpose word in awkward situations when one does not know how to react.
the pr-nunciation devides into two parts:
1. {ʃ} (hold for one to two seconds) and 2. {ɒk} (release as if it were a rubber band)
origin: germany
1. ryan asked samantha out…” – “finally!” – “…but she said no.” – “really?” – “yes.” – “schock.”
2. “the new york patriots won!” – “no, actually they didn’t.” – “schock, my fault.”
3. “we got our math test back” – “what grade?” – “got an e.” – “schock”
a chick magnet, ladies man, or s-x god.
that dudes a total schock.
russian beauty, complete with a russian booty (;
“oh, she’s a schock alright!”
the kind of surprise you get that causes a slight germanic accent to be startlingly appropriate. such as walking into your house and finding your spouse curled up with german erotica by the fire
peter: margaret, are you reading kaiser diver?
margaret: well, with you away on business every weekday i need to amuse myself in some ways, don’t i?
peter: well, i haven’t had this much of a schock since you gave klaus a tour of the house while i was working late!
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