Schrodinger’s Twat


a person who cannot be defined as male or female by sight, so it has to, by default, be determined that they are both and neither. effectively creating a schrodinger’s cat paradox paradigm.
“is that a beast of a box-y woman in cargo pants or a really snazzy fat dude with mad moobs in a pink body warmer?” can’t tell? schrodinger’s tw-t.

applies to really butch lesbians, effeminate emo/goth/scene boys, and other hormone imbalanced individuals that skirt the grey area between the fine lines of the venn diagram that is gender, making them indefinable from their counterparts.

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