Schuylkill Haven
a small town in schuylkill county, the -sscrack of pennsylvania (shenandoah being the -sshole). this town consists of a river, a school, about 200,000 playgrounds, and a couple homes that are inhabited by poor people.
it took me 10 years to figure out the spelling of ‘schuylkill’ in ‘schuylkill haven’
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