SCHWAM


schwam’s are pink single speed bikes. they are built in boulder, co. generation one was built in the summer of 2004.
“what is that?”
“its my schwam”
“does it have gears?”
“gears are for guys that can’t get girlfriends!”
an adjective, used the same way as cool.
person one: “we’re gonna meet at the movies at eight tonight, okay?”
person two: “that’s schwam.”
schwam’s are pink single speed bikes. they are built in boulder, co. generation one was built in the summer of 2004.
“what is that?”
“its my schwam”
“does it have gears?”
“gears are for guys that can’t get girlfriends!”
an incident involving a man having s-x with a hot girl on a beach in spain (or portugal).
dude, i had the best schwam in spain last summer.
a slang term for marijuana, perhaps originating from the word “shwag.” can also be used like the verb “to smoke.”
dude, i just bought an 8th of schwam and were gonna blaze it all tonight.

we’re going to schwam before we watch half baked.
1)code for a good batch of cocaine. also used for the implied usage of cocaine.
2) used as a greeting as well(ex. aloha= h-llo and goodbye!)
3) an expression of intense exhilairation.
d-mn, that schwam was good!!!!
who has the schwam? i need a hit!….
schwam!… what’s up, guys?
i’ll see you later…..schwam!
this song is intense!…schwam!!….
he went to the bathroom with that girl?….schwam!!!
rabaka’s way of counting. it is the equivalent of one. derived from the insane group called group x.
teacher: children, let’s count to ten.
ralph: schwam!

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