scoopability
being able to pick up chicks
joe: d-mn bro you pulled like the hottest chick in the bar last night
kevin: yeah ive got scoopability son
n. a positive characteristic of a set of jugs that describes their ultimate ability to be scooped by a random set of hands;
n. the incomparable awesomeness of a nice set of t-ts
the scoopability on her t-ts is perfect
dude those b–bs have excellent scoopability
1. a food’s potiential to be successfully picked up by a serving/eating utensil.
2. a serving/eating utensil’s ability to pick up food.
dude: hand me that spatula!
friend: no, it doesn’t have scoopability.
dude: lolwut?
friend: it will not aid you in obtaining your food.
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