Scottish Bottle Rocket
occurs when a man has s-x after an extended period of abstinence, usually several decades, which causes an abnormally large build-up of sperm. this long dry spell and acc-mulation of s-m-n causes the s-x itself to last for around three seconds, similar in duration to a bottle rocket. following the -j-c-l-t–n, a distant popping noise can be heard if one listens carefully.
ursula: hey, olga, didn’t you say you were leaving to have s-x with billy?
olga: i did, it was amazing.
ursula: you were only gone for three seconds, how is that even possible?
olga: he had a scottish bottle rocket.
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