scottish coffee filter


an alternative to tea bagging in online games. it involves pantomiming the act of defecating into the mouths of your fallen foes, while describing the event in detail over voice-chat.
“yo man, why you grimacing? you gettin’ tea bagged in halo?”
“worse! i’m getting the scottish coffee filter!”

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