scratching the record
when a girl “scratches their record” they’re masturbating in a circle motion which provides the most arousal to their cl-toris.
“dude, she was scratching the record all night, last night”
when a male or female pleasures a female through her jeans using a hand motion that resembles rubbing a vinyl record in order to get a scratch sound effect. this motion usually precedes s-x and is used during fore play.
“yo i got her so hot she reached down and started scratching the record. you know what happened next.”
verb. when a girl goes to town on herself.
even the beastie boys stand no chance when she’s scratching the record.
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