stretchsticle
this usually, but not exclusively, is performed on a hot, muggy day. when a male’s scr-t-m coheres to his inner thigh thus causing his testicular area to become clammy, moist, and generally uncomfortable. to relieve this sensation, the man will stretch his legs (whilst standing) outwardly toward either side of his body and switch between leaning to each side of his body while simultaneously bending the respective knee he is leaning toward. if performed properly, a stretchsticle will give the appearance that the man is simply limbering up, or loosening his lower body after vigorous activity and will actually make him seem more athletic, relaxed and generally active. on the contrary, there will invariably be a large portion of the male population that will see through this deceit and realize that their fellow brethren is simply airing out his steamy dank–ss grundle.
mike 1: do you think that hot audit chick noticed i was doing a stretchsticle while i was talking to her?
mike 2: no dude, she prob just though you were stretching your groin cus of hours of s-x.
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